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SCOOP AUDITIONS: Mike Perry
The Scoop, always on the lookout for new talent, is constantly auditioning potential staff members. Mike Perry came to us looking for some work so... we auditioned him. What makes Mike so special? Well, he can drink a glass of water in a really sexy way.

SCOOP AUDITIONS: Mike Perry
Yeah, we know... we already auditioned this guy. But you see... he didn't get the job after this phone call with his girlfriend so he came back for another shot.

SCOOP AUDITIONS: Carl Case
Young Carl came to us with a simple dream - work for The Scoop News. Well... we auditioned him and found him fit for that part - even if he can't quite pull off that complicated dance move.

FanBoy Friday Night
Don't think that just because someone reads comics that they can't start some shit. Fanboys (comic book fans) know how to blow it up just like the jocks and the popular kids. Want proof? Watch the newest film from The Scoop News staff. Starring Aaron Bell and directed by Jeff Bell with original music from Karl Dreher and MC Husky.

SCOOP AUDITIONS: Karl Dreher
All of us at The Scoop have skills. Karl, our newest music columnist, shows of his skills while performing a little "Axle F". While he doesn't get it quite right, we hired him anyways.

SCOOP AUDITIONS: Aaron Bell
What, you think we landed jobs here at The Scoop because of our good looks? Hell no! We had to audition. Here is Aaron's seductive dance that ultimately landed him the job of Co-Editor-In-Chief.

SCOOP AUDITIONS: Jeffrey Bell
Co-Editor-In-Chief Jeff Bell got his job by proving to the staff that he... that he could creep everyone out by letting his medication wear off.

SCOOP AUDITIONS: Dan Lacapa
Dan Lacapa, Section 2's video game expert came to his audition with a single goal... don't look at the gay porn. Ultimately Dan failed but the Scoop staff still felt that he had what it took to sit in front of a TV all day and review video games.


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