

Local Man Didn't Run Dishwasher Like He Was Supposed To
Published April 2022HENDERSON, NV – Local Man, Gavin Crusher, forgot to run the dishwasher probably because of a Pokémon videogame.
Local Man Reveals He Is A Russian Foreign Policy Expert
Published March 2022BOULDER, CO – Local man, Matt Crellio, has revealed to coworkers that in addition to being an expert in virology he is also an expert in foreign policy with specific focus on Russia.

Local Man Confident He Can Sell Bowling Shirt for $80
Published January 2022PORTLAND, OR – Local man, Scott Hackerst, is pretty sure he can sell a bowling shirt he found at his uncle’s house for $80.

Local Man Makes New Year's Resolution to Finally Finish Puzzle
Published January 2022HOUSTON, TX – For his New Year’s Resolution, local Man Glenn Ramirez has committed to finishing the jigsaw puzzle he started in 2019.

Local Man Still Wearing Fedora For Some Reason
Published August 2021LOS ANGELES, CA – A local Pasadena man is still wearing a fedora hat in publi

Local Man Concerned by Thoughts of Purchasing Flip-Flops
Published March 2021CHICAGO, IL – Local software developer Andre Flutroe, 29, says he has become concerned about his increasing desire to purchase a pair of flip-flops sandals.
Local Man Unable to Help Girlfriend Enjoy Jazz
Published October 2020SEATTLE, WA – After months of trying, local Jazz enthusiast Dereck Shoemaker has been unable to convince his girlfriend that listening to jazz music is enjoyable.

Local Man Unable To Communicate Without Sports
Published March 2020DALLAS, TX – A local sports fan, Derrick Browdirt, has found himself unable to communicate with other males due to the cancellation of all sports and sporting events during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Local Man Struggling to Explain Why Vinyl Records are Better Than Digital Music
Published February 2020OMAHA, NB – A local man has spent the last several hours trying, with limited success, to explain to his friend why listening to music on a vinyl record is better than streaming online.

Local Man's Friends Still Haven't Listened to His Podcast
Published January 2020AUSTIN, TX –Despite numerous reminders of its existence, friends of local man Cameron Gluick have still not listened to Gluick’spodcast.
