LOS ANGELES, CA – OnlyFans subscribers are feeling the impact of inflation as the amount of content they receive for their subscriptions has decreased.
“Man, for my five bucks a month I used to get 10, fully nude pics and two videos a month from SexxiLezzie6969,” said Adam Jacoby. “Now, hell, I’ll be lucky to get two pics and a video from her. And she’s not the only one. I subscribe to 15 different chicks on OnlyFans and every single one of them has cut back because of inflation. Kinda makes me what to put that money towards something else. Eh, who am I kidding, I ain’t going to do that.”
Due to a number of factors, Onlyfans creators are unable to produce the same amount of content for the same subscription levels when compared to previous years.
“Inflation has hit everyone hard, especially us,” said content creator Chesty Larue. “I have had to cut back on my fingering videos because the cost is almost entirely prohibitive now. Do you know how much it costs to do a fingering video? I can tell you it’s not cheap. Add into that the added costs of added fingers and supply chain issues affecting the lubrication industry and things can get out of control in a hurry. I wish it wasn’t the case, I wish I could make fisting videos for free every day, but this is the world we live in and we just all have to make do.”
Onlyfans creators are generally sympathetic to how inflation is impacting their subscribers, and many are looking for ways to offer more for less.
“I’ve been toying with the idea of, like, instead of full tits maybe like a bit of side boob for some of my lower-end subs,” said content creator, Hooters McBoob. “Since tits are worth so much more now maybe just a little bit of tit for each of my subs? Now for my top tier subs, like the $1000 dollar a month guys like my boo Teddy C down there in Texas, I’ll still give him the whole boob. You gotta treat the good ones right, right?”
Some Onlyfans subscribers are contemplating reducing the number of subscriptions or suspending their accounts altogether until the economy rebounds and they are able to get what they expect from their subscription level.
“I’ve been thinking about cutting back a lot lately, I just don’t know if I can,” said Jacoby. “Put yourself in my situation. If I don’t pay for these subscriptions, what happens? Chesty doesn’t pay her electric bill. JuggzNThugz doesn’t get that replacement grill. TinyTina doesn’t get that life saving breast enlargement surgery. I can’t have that stuff weighing down my conscious. It’s not just about me masturbating to skanky chicks either. Real people’s lives are affected. I don’t know, man. I guess I’ll just have to learn how to jackoff to a picture of side boob.”
Many economists are hopeful global inflation will peak soon and Onlyfans subscribers will get back to the amount of content they expect.
“I expect the economy will recover in the fourth quarter or, at the very latest, next summer,” said Stanford University Economics Professor, Gene Klingman. “And once it does, I should be right back to seeing those double-sided dildos videos I expect from my DirtyPillowPricnessXXX subscription.”