TACOMA, WA – during a tour of his new apartment, Will Bren overly explained the presence of a bottle of lotion resting next to his bed.
According to eye witnesses, Bren spent 15 minutes explaining the reason for the bottle of lotions placement while assuring it had nothing to do with masturbation.
“Honestly I was a little uncomfortable with the whole thing,” said Jess Klink. “He just kept going on and on. None of us would have even noticed it if he didn’t say ‘oh and that bottle of lotion isn’t for jerking off.”
Bren maintains the lotions is only located next to the bed because Bern applies the lotion after his morning shower and there is no other place in the room to sit.