Man Not Getting As Big a Refund As He Thought

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QUEENS, NY – For the seventh consecutive year, Jason Corgan, 29, will not be getting as much of a tax refund as he was expecting. Corgan, who figured that he would be receiving about four thousand dollars from the government this year, will actually only be getting back $37.
“Man that totally sucks,” Corgan said. “I mean I looked at my W2, and looked at the book, and I could’ve sworn that I was going to get back four grand. You know, it’s kind of a let down. I had plans for that money. I was going to buy a new computer, take my girlfriend out for a nice dinner, buy some really expensive heroin and put the rest in my savings account. I had it all planned out.”
According to his family, Corgan makes plans for his refund every year, only to see them fall apart.
“Let’s see, last year he was planning on getting a tattoo and blowing the rest of it at one of those legal brothels that they have in Las Vegas,” Corgan’s father Michael said. “The year before that he was all about a new X-Box and Twinkees. If you ask me, the kid is obviously retarded.”

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