Florida to Be More Direct With Racism

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TALLAHASSEE, FL – Confused as to why minorities continue to live in Florida, the Florida State government has announced that it will be more direct in it’s efforts to make minorities feel unwelcome in the state.

“We’ve tried making it real hard for minorities to live here but for some reason they still do,” said Florida Governor, Rick Scott. “I guess we’ll just have to come right out and tell them that instead of passing all these laws and letting the courts handle a big chunk of them.”

In the past several years Florida has made it a top priority to encourage minorities to leave.

“We’ve really tried everything,” said Scott. “We made it really hard for them to vote, we have really tough immigration laws, we have really unfair tax laws. Hell, we even made it legal to kill them. I guess we just need to go door to door now and tell them that we’d just like them all to leave.”

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