UPDATED: 08-15-10
Summer time is really only good for one thing - vacations. It's way too fucking hot to do anything around the house so it's just best to get the hell out of town for a couple weeks. While we may not be experts in much, we are experts in not working. In fact, we've perfected the art of vacationing. Some people take time off to lounge around the house or pack up the entire family to visit other family members. Not us. That shit is dumb and a waste of not working days.
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UPDATED: 11-15-06
Hello ladies,
Last time we chatted, I told you all about Dumb-ass men but this time I'd like to tell you all about a different type of man - one that shows you his junk without any commitments on your part.
My favorite type of man - the Chippendale Dancer.
After a month of mopping around about Dumb-ass, Vicki needs a change.
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