
God Planning to "Wrap It Up" By End of 2024
Published January 2024HEAVEN – During his annual New Year’s Day address to Earth, God said he is planning to “wrap it up” in 2024.
Remembering Those We Lost in 2023
Published January 2024SAN FRANCISCO, CA – As the new year dawns, it’s time to look back on those we lost in 2023. The Scoop News has decided to honor some of The Scoop News Staff that passed away last year in brief memoriam.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals New Year Reservations
Published December 2022WASHINGTON, D.C. – Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed her 2023 “reservations” during a Fox News interview.

Local Man Makes New Year's Resolution to Finally Finish Puzzle
Published January 2022HOUSTON, TX – For his New Year’s Resolution, local Man Glenn Ramirez has committed to finishing the jigsaw puzzle he started in 2019.

White House Staff Reveal New Year's Resolutions
Published December 2018WASHINGTON, D.C. – Like many other Americans, President Trump and his staff have made New Year’s resolutions.
Musician Eager to Disappoint Fans with New Album
Published February 2017LOS ANGELES, CA – After selling over a million copies of her debut album, rocker Terra Tory is looking forward to the new year and is eager to disappoint both fans and critics alike with her new album.

Man Promises to Not Get Too Drunk at New Year’s Eve Party
Published December 2015MIDDLETON, WI – Local man Jesse Guentert has told his friends that he will try to drink only a small amount of alcohol at their New Year’s Eve party.
Life Pro Tips for Kicking off the New Year Right
Published December 2014This year, instead of making resolutions that are bound to fail, I’ve put together some life hacks that are easy to stick to and will make you a better person.
Man Makes Resolution with No Intent to Keep It
Published December 2013PINE BLUFF, AR – Local man James Freeny made a New Year’s resolution that he never intended to keep.
Local Woman Makes National Tragedy All About Her
Published April 2013GREEN BAY, WI – A local woman told coworkers that she is lucky to be alive as she had considered running a marathon and that marathon could have been the marathon in Boston that suffered a terrorist attack.
