ARVADA, CO – According to neighborhood parents, the mother of Julia DeNovi is a total slut.
“Catherine, Julia’s mom, is easily the biggest slut in the neighborhood,” said DeNovi neighbor Mark Christianson. “Even since she got divorced, she’s been taking turns working her way through the West Arvada Fire Department. I think she’s had more fireman hose in her than a fire truck.”
Catherine DeNovi and her ex-huband John DeNovi divorced three years ago and Catherine kept both the house and custody of Julia.
“I just feel bad for poor little Julia because she just sits at home while her mom is fucking everyone with overalls on,” said Christianson. “I’m mean, I’d still do her… Catherine, not Julia. But yeah, I’d still do her but I’d probably need more protection than a full latex body suit could offer.”