Breaking News
The Middle East is Still Totally Fucking Insane
North Korea Threatens To Hold Breath If Not Given Attention
To Appeal To Younger Members Pope Will Rap First Mass
THE SCOOP NEWS Logo
  • Home
  • News
    • News Briefs
    • Archive
  • SECTIONS
    • Business
    • Entertainment
    • Health
    • International
    • Law
    • National
    • People
    • Politics
    • Religion
    • Science
    • Sports
    • Technology
  • SCOOP EXTRAS
    • Downloads
    • Reader Mail
    • Scoop Store
Menu
  • Home

  • News

    +
    • News Briefs
    • News Archive

Local teen captures "Da Man, 1999" title in upset

Published July 1999

MARTINVILLE, UT – It was a shocking move that racked the once quiet city of Martinville. A decision ending one career and beginning another.


Newer

Trending Now

  • Articles
  • Briefs
    • Republicans to Teach Base How to Use Internet

    • Eric Drayton, above, is still wearing a fedora even though the hats have not been fashionable in ten years.

      Local Man Still Wearing Fedora For Some Reason

    • Trump picks his nose, attempting to remove boogers, during a meeting in the Oval Office.

      Cleaning Crew Called to Clear Trump’s Boogers from Desk

    • Deadly War on Christmas Enters Fifth Year

    • Terry Cooke says that on any given day his childhood is ruined 12 to 13 times.

      Local Man Has His Childhood Ruined 13 Times a Day

    • New Mental Disorder Identified - WhiMP

    • Resolutions Made in Vain

THE SCOOP NEWS

Search


ABOUT THE SCOOP
CONTACT THE SCOOP
MASTHEAD
SITEMAP

Back to Top