New Video Game Fails to Make Local Man's Life CompletePublished May 2023
SALEM, OR – After almost five years of waiting, local man James Beal, 29, has announced that the new video game, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (TOTK), has not made his life complete.
Scientists Identify Gene Responsible for Making Truck Owners Back into Parking SpotsPublished May 2023
STANFORD, CA – Researchers at Stanford University have identified the gene responsible for making Pickup Truck owners back in to parking spaces.
GOP Presidential Hopeful Nikki Haley Looking Forward to Losing Nomination to ManPublished June 2023
COLUMBIA, SC – Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley says she is looking forward to a long campaign and ultimately losing the nomination to an old, white man later this year.
Local Mother Mentally Preparing Herself for Mother's Day DisappointmentPublished May 2023
SPOKANE, WA – A local mother has begun preparing herself for the inevitable disappointment of Mother’s Day.
AI Programs Say AI is Safe and There is Nothing to Worry AboutPublished May 2023
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Several of the most popular artificial intelligence (AI) content generators have begun creating articles and stories about how artificial intelligence is nothing to worry about and is, in fact, humankind’s best friend.
Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson.Published May 2023
NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.
Local Man Doesn't Recognize Music Festival BandsPublished March 2023
PHOENIX, AZ – A local man was saddened by the realization that he did not know, nor had heard of, any bands that are scheduled to play a local music festival.
New Summer Fashion Tips for 2023Published March 2023
LOS ANGELES, CA – This summer’s fashion trends are beginning to hit store shelves and to help guide readers to make the best choices, The Scoop News has asked several leading fashion industry experts to weigh in on the hottest summer styles.
Mystery Inc. Teens Arrested for Harassment of Mill OwnerPublished April 2023
WORCESTER, MA – A group of teenagers has been arrested for the assault and harassment of a local mill owner. The teenagers, who refer to themselves as Mystery, Inc., were also charged with trespassing and possession of controlled substances.
Florida Changing State Motto to "White Place, White Time"Published February 2023
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a change to Florida’s state motto. As of March 1, 2023, the new Florida state motto will be “White Place, White Time.”