If it weren’t for dingbats like these, I’d never get laid.

Unfortunately this may someday be someones wife & mother. No wonder people are screwed up!

Unfortunately this person may someday (if not already) be BOTH wife and mother to someone. And..social standards are not getting any higher or better…too bad she did not tape it and release the video, then she could potentially be considered a celebrity and instead of just a slut…can you say the “KY Khardasians”

Why do people take everything they read on the Internet as truth? The website clearly states that it’s satire yet at least two people here are gullible enough to believe this.

Everything the music can ever hope to become rests upon the foundation of groove laid down by the bass player. You don’t hear it, you feel it. How stupid of ME to sleep with a woman because I love her and it feels wonderful to be with her, even if she isn’t important to the rest of the world.My mistake here is that I’m being real in a forum that want outrageous fiction. I admit – I was entertained. Now, back to buzzkill land where I live…

Adam Siska finally breaks his silence… lol

http://instagr.am/p/JjaoBrIVI7/

Adam posted this on his twitter. I probably laughed my ass off. God, this lady is stupid. Sue me, but I completely believe Adam. HE DID NOT SLEEP WITH THIS CRAZY CHICK.

Hehe. I thought this was funny. I’m glad Adam has a sense of humor about it. It’s always nice when my favorite bands don’t take them selves to seriously.

But this did remind me of my favorite kids in the hall episode where they make fun of the bass player.

I had this friend who once slept with this guy she thought was Snoop Dog. Turned out he wasn’t Snoop Dog. I’m not sure which is worse.

If you wave a ten dollar bill through a trailer park, you get this young lady

People. This is satire. SATIRE. That means that it’s NOT A REAL NEWS REPORT.

I can’t believe how ridiculously gullible some people are.

I appreciate satire and the amusement that the Internets provides. But I attest to that fact that THIS DOES HAPPEN. In fact it happened to me once. No, I didn’t accidentally sleep with the bass player. I was mistaken for one. I went down to Chicago to see a friend’s band play a gig in a BBQ place. It’s a paying gig, not like a dedicated audience so the place was kinda dead – only a dozen or so tables with people, but an upstairs had a private party (more on this later). It’s four guys: my friend the drummer, a guitarist, a bass player and a singer/harmonica player. The bass player is Japanese, the other guys white. This bass player, he’s got hair down to his shoulders and is like 5’7” tops. I’m Filipino, short hair and 5’11”. They take a break and I head to the bathroom and this blonde walks up to me and says “You guys are great!” confused I say thanks, then she takes my hand pulls me into the bathroom and we do it. She’s obviously drunk, but I don’t care and afterwards she joins the party upstairs who are apparently in town for a convention.

it’s fake, people. Even if this does happen, this is fake. It makes me mourn for humanity that so many people believed this without actually seeing the word “SATIRE” on the top

hahaha thats hilarious, at first i thought it was true but even knowing its not, its still hilarious and believable considering there are people out there like this.

I don’t know what is funnier – the article or the people who feel the need to rant against other posters and tell them the article isn’t real. Here’s a clue angry people: the posts themselves are satire! Sheesh!

Like, last night in Little Rock it was purple haze i like did the whole band except da bass player… im smarter than the chick in the story

I play bass, thankfully there are roofies and beer to ensure that I get some action.

Thats what she gets for being a slag. These girls are everything thats wrong with society, sleeping with someone just because they are in a band, no matter what the look like or who they are. Worst thing is, she’s probly got a boyfriend who had no idea what she’s really like.

I wish my mom had read this a long time ago. She actually married a bass player when I was 13 which subsequently led to years of substance abuse and therapy for me. I also ended up going down the same fateful road much to my humiliation. Thankfully I didn’t make the mistake of getting married. Now I’m once again sleeping with a bass player but he’s also the lead singer and married so I’m not worried about it getting around. A word to the wise, educate your daughters while they can still be saved .

How is it that SO many people think this story is REAL? That’s the lesson to be learned here; Don’t be so gullible!!!

Is it fake because it is published here?
Satire also means that the story is funny.
If it is fake and meant for amusement to belittle the bass player, where did the story originate from, this site?
Saw a clip on Facebook and found this page researching the claims in defense of bass players everywhere…

Sobitthen.

I’m a bass player and I don’t need you to defend me from anything. Especially this. I have a sense of humor and if someone is going to “defend” me then I would demand that they have one as well.

This is funny.

Hilarious, I’m a Bass Player for over 20 Years and I love jokes and satire that have a poke at us. Here’s a few Jokes, I’m sure you’ve all seen most of them but here they are anyway:

The worlds greatest Jazz bassist and the worlds greatest Blues bassist meet for lunch. Who pays the tab ?
Neither, they don’t charge for the food at the soup kitchen.

What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a bassist?
The vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in to suck.

What does a bass player use as a contraceptive? His personality!

Why can’t bass players get through a door? He either can’t find the key, or he doesn’t know when to come in!

A boy came home from his first bass lesson. His dad asked him how it went. “Today we learned the E string.”
The boy came home from his second lesson and dad asked him how it went. “Today we learned the A string.”
The boy came home from his third lesson. Dad asked, “So did you learn the D string today?”
“Nope. Today I had a gig.”

So this bass player walks into a store and gets a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter. The girl behind the register says “you must be a bass player” the bass player said “how did you know?” she said “because you’re so damned ugly.”

I’m glad to be a bassist c:

Did you hear about the bass player who was late for his gig?
Seems he locked his keys in his car and couldn’t get the drummer out…

- Hey, Paul McCartney, what do you think? I mean, like, do you think you are as important as someone from, like, Louisville, KY?

Smart bass players know this:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/603915_454581574577208_1766784655_n.jpg

Let’s see, there is: Gene Simmons, Les Claypool, Sting, Lemmy Kilmister, on and on. So I guess all these poor, nobody bass players is off her list. Bass players rock!

Did she say Bass Player or Bass Player ? Sounds fishy.

At least she didn’t sleep with the drummer.

Dear Mrs Jorgensen and the brainless scoopnews, berry yourselves!

The truth of the matter is most everyone identifies the band by its singer. Woman gravitate to the lead singer always. I’ve been a lead singer since I started playing music. I played bass at the same time. I was a win win situation for that news article. All any musician can ever say about groupies is “Thank You”

“This happens to me all the time”….
Maybe if she wasn’t so easy it wouldn’t. Anyway, nothing wrong with a bass player. He obviously has more going on than she does. What a loser.

That’s funny because to me, the lead singer is the most useless member of the band. He usually can’t play an instrument, and therefore gets put up front whether he can really sing or not. She is obviously not too bright or she would know this. A guy who plays an instrument…pretty awesome.

It’s a joke…didn’t anyone get it besides me?

Well Adam played keyboard with Dev Hynes blood Orange with Carly Rae Jepsen i guess he is important now., Also he is Carly’s full time bass player now

The comments saying this is satire, are satire. The comments pretending it is real are also satire. This comment is also satire.

I know this is supposed to be funny but I bet it’s more true than we all think.