Amazon Assures Fans New Lord of the Rings Series Will Have Extreme Violence, Nudity, Incest
Published September 2021 0 CommentsNEW YORK, NY – Amazon has released a statement assuring subscribers that the upcoming Lord of the Rings series will contain the amount of violence, nudity, and incest that fantasy television viewers have become accustomed to in recent years.
“Fantasy films and television series are expected to contain three things; graphic violence, totally unnecessary and gratuitous nudity, and thanks to Game of Thrones, incest,” said Amazon Programing Director, Steven Hollistein. “And we want everyone to know that yes, the new Lord of the Rings series will contain all of those things. Lots and lots of that. So don’t worry.”
The statement comes on the heels of viral social media posts demanding that the new Lord of the Rings series offer “tits and beheadings and tits and also bro-sis incest with lots of tits.”
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