LOS ANGELES, CA – As Halloween approaches, people across the country are looking for the perfect costume.

TULSA, OK – Local man James Wisuksi says he is “very concerned” about how things are going in New York City despite having never been to New York City and having no relatives or friends in New York City.

Heaven – God is defending the use of floods after online criticism accused God of having a lack of creativity and recycling ideas.

SEATTLE, WA – A wealthy, retired, local man thinks someone needs to do something about the homeless issues affecting the city.

BOSTON, MA – A new startup company is aiming to cash in on the St. Patrick’s Day holiday by temporarily turning people Irish through “biologic swaps.”

RICHMOND, KY – Local man Jason Newtbury is upset that he does not find the lead actress of a popular show “hot” and is vowing to boycott the show until the actress is replaced with someone Newtbury finds attractive.