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Bill Gates buys Bible

Bill Gates Buys Bible

Published October 1999

SEATTLE, WA – At a press conference earlier this week Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and worlds most wealthy human, announced that he has acquired the publishing rights for the worlds all time best-selling book; the Bible.


Local teen captures "Da Man, 1999" title in upset

Published July 1999

MARTINVILLE, UT – It was a shocking move that racked the once quiet city of Martinville. A decision ending one career and beginning another.


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