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Atrocities, Destruction in a Small World

Published August 1999

ANAHIEM, CA – Civil unrest has torn apart the once quiet, once peaceful land of It’s A Small World. This tiny little province in the north most sector of Disneyland has erupted in senseless and inescapable violence.


Local teen captures "Da Man, 1999" title in upset

Published July 1999

MARTINVILLE, UT – It was a shocking move that racked the once quiet city of Martinville. A decision ending one career and beginning another.


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