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Trump Denies Eating Cookies Despite Crumbs, Chocolate on his Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump says that he did not steal cookies from the cookie jar and he refuses to acknowledge that he currently has crumbs all over his face and desk.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to reports, White House staff has removed all clocks that mark the turn of the hour with a sound from White House grounds because President Donald Trump gets confused by the sound, asks “who’s there?”, and remains motionless until someone responds.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Like many other Americans, President Trump and his staff have made New Year’s resolutions.
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