OMAHA, NB – Local man Dean Waters, 27, is suing 10-year-old Lara Schriber for gender discrimination because Waters was not invited to Schriber’s “girls only” sleepover.

DALLAS, TX – The Valentine’s Day holiday can cause panic and anxiety for those looking for something original, exciting and romantic to do with their loved one.

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Local grandmother has been sitting at her computer for several hours trying to generate a Thanksgiving inspired Facebook post.

EVANSVILLE, IN – A local man’s “fart in a jar” office prank was not well received by his coworkers.

BOSTON, MA – House cats have begun stealing human souls as part of the final phase of their plan to conquer Earth.

ATLANTA, GA – After attending a workplace efficiency seminar, local Office Manager Morgan LeFreup, is excited about suggesting a number of changes to coworker’s processes.

CHARLESTON, WV – Citizens of Charleston are outraged as the local manufactures of Methamphetamine have raised the price of meth 300%.

SAN ANTONIO, TX – Local man Jared Waterton says that he is no longer comfortable in his football-themed man-cave.

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ – More than 180 people suffered hearing loss at a local craft fair last weekend as a slight breeze set off 10,000 wind chimes.

EUGENE, OR – A recent snowstorm has forced a local man to think about how much he really like the woman he is currently dating.