Texan Testing Canadian's Patience
Published August 2019VANCOUVER, BC – A tourist from Texas is testing a Canadian waiter’s patience and politeness.
Families Agree to Ignore Last Six Months This Holiday
Published October 2016WASHINGTON, DC – American families have unanimously agreed to ignore the last couple months and just enjoy a quiet thanksgiving dinner.
Man Promises to Not Get Too Drunk at New Year’s Eve Party
Published December 2015MIDDLETON, WI – Local man Jesse Guentert has told his friends that he will try to drink only a small amount of alcohol at their New Year’s Eve party.
With One “Nice” Kid, Santa Annouces Retirement
Published November 2015NORTH POLE – After a year in which there was only one “nice” child, Santa Claus says he will officially retire from delivering toys to children on Christmas Eve.
Vacation Ready Supreme Court Issues “First Born” Ruling
Published June 2015WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a pre-vacation ruling, the Supreme Court has issued one of its most controversial rulings, upholding Comcast’s right to demand customer’s first-born children as payment.
Budweiser in Fridge Reveals Bad Relationship
Published February 2015SILVER SPRINGS, MD – Friends said they were shocked and saddened when they discovered a Budweiser beer in the refrigerator of Cammie Wenshaw, indicating a new and likely bad relationship.
Man Makes Resolution with No Intent to Keep It
Published December 2013PINE BLUFF, AR – Local man James Freeny made a New Year’s resolution that he never intended to keep.
Dutch Oven Victim Identifies with Chemical Weapon Victims
Published August 2013Jaime Wingham immediately felt a kinship to all the people in Syria who were affected by the attacks. Wingman has admitted that for years she has been the victim of chemical attacks in the form of Dutch Ovens.
Boy Ruins Family Vacation for Second Straight Year
Published July 2013TULSA, OK – For the second year in a row, 10-year-old Garrett Jacobs has ruined his family’s summer vacation.
Oscars’ Producers Looking to Revamp Awards Show
Published January 2013HOLLYWOOD, CA – The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is planning changes to the Academy Awards to update the awards and appeal to a larger audience.