Red Cross Creates Relief Fund for Victims of Mild Wind
Published August 2012PALO ALTO, CA – The American Red Cross has set up a relief fund for the victims of last week’s mild wind that affected hundreds of wealthy residents in Palo Alto.
Local Man Serious About End-of-the-World Bucket List
Published July 2012CASPER, WY – A local man told friends and family this week that he is ready to get serious about his bucket list.
C-List Celebrity in the News for Participating in Meme
Published July 2012HOLLYWOOD, CA – A C-list celebrity has posted a video online of themselves participating in a popular internet meme. In the homemade video, the C-list celebrity acts silly and mugs to the camera while imitating the video that started the meme.
Bullies Joining Forces to Stop The Bullying of Bullies
Published May 2012DALLAS, TX – Bullies across the United States have banded together to call for an end to the call for the end of bullying.
High Gas Prices Hurting America’s Serial Killers
Published February 2012FARGO, ND – In a world where high gas prices are gouging most Americans pocketbooks, one of America’s oldest and proudest professions is struggling to adapt -serial killers.
With gas prices topping five dollars in many states, serial killers are now having to find, kill and bury their victims much closer to home, increasing the risk of being caught by law enforcement.
Co-ed Unsure If She Needs To Apologize After Party
Published January 2012ATLANTA, GA – A college co-ed isn’t sure, but she thinks she regrets most of the events that occurred during her New Year’s Eve party.
Few Attend Student’s “Occupy My Pants” Party
Published October 2011NEW YORK, NY – A student at NYU has expressed disappointment regarding his “Occupy My Pants” party that occurred last weekend in the student’s dorm room.
God Admits To Answering Celebrity Prayers First
Published September 2011NEW YORK CITY, NY – During a recent interview on the Piers Morgan Tonight television show, God admitted that he responds to celebrity and athlete’s prayers before others – even before his most dedicated followers.
“I’m not going to sit here and lie to you, do I answer the prayers of someone like Johnny Depp or… Phillip Rivers before I answer the prayers from some no-name guy from Arkansas? Yes. Yes I do,” said God.
Networks Ready New TV Shows For Fall Season
Published September 2011HOLLYWOOD, CA – Excitement is building as several new television shows are set to debut in the next several weeks as networks kick off their new fall schedule.
Local Man Responsible For Recent Disasters
Published September 2011ARLINGTON, VA – A local man has admitted that he is responsible for a string of recent natural disasters on the East Coast.
Shawn “Tibby” Clarke says that several natural disasters have occurred almost immediately after his failure to keep promises he made to God.
“Yeah man, I’m sho dat earthquake ‘n hurricane bullshit that all went down last month was my fault,” said Clarke.
