LOS ANGELES, CA – In what scientists are describing as a “major life changing event,” nerds everywhere suffered a simultaneous “nerdgasm” when the movie “X-Men: The Last Stand” was released. The “nerdgasm” was triggered by a very intense scene between the characters of Wolverine, played by Hugh Jackman, and Jean Grey, played by Famke Jansen.
“This event was shocking,” said Dr. Ralph Wimmer, researcher at Harvard Medical School. “Right now we are only beginning to see the true scope of this whole mess. And I do mean mess literally. Some of the movie houses that I’ve seen were a complete mess after the so called ‘nergasm.’”
At approximately 12:32 a.m. on May 26th, over 4 million hard-core comicbook fans had the “nerdgasm” as the sexually charged scene played across the country. A “nerdgasm” is described as an orgasm, but done by “nerds who live in their parent’s basement and have never seen a live female breast let alone touched one.”