REDMOND, VA – Employees at Northern Consulting have noticed and begun to comment on a co-workers recent weight gain.
“Jesus, it looks like she has gained like 60 pounds in the last couple months,” said Jerry Westmore. “I mean… damn. It wouldn’t be so noticeable if she wasn’t wearing all the same clothes that she wore before she got fat. It’s really kinda gross. Fat squeezing out of every whole in her shirts. Buttons holding on for dear life. She really should take better care of herself.”
The weight gain has been noticed by almost all Huose’s co-workers. The only one who has not noticed is Wilmer Greainer because he is blind.
“I’ve heard that she is fat now,” said Greainer. “Everyone is talking about it and I hear people complain all day long when she comes into a room and people are forced to see tight shirts on a fat body. I don’t know what that looks like but I imagine it would make me want to throw up. I hate fat people. Especially fat chicks.”