PHOENIX, AZ – Coworkers of Jorge Nunez were amazed to find out that the fine, upstanding young man had at least one tattoo.
“Before I found out that he had a tattoo I thought (Jorge) was a really nice man and a hard worker,” said Nunez’s manager Hillary Wendt. “Now I don’t know what to think. It’s probably a gang thing. Well, I guess I’ll just have to fire him before he starts selling meth to everyone or starts mugging people in the parking lot.”
Nunez is married with one child and a graduate of Arizona State University with a degree in Business and a Master’s degree in Marketing. Nunez was born and raised in Tempe, AZ and has no criminal record.
Nunez recently told coworkers that he has a small tattoo of a heart with his daughter’s name inside it on his shoulder.
“Yeah, it’s just a shame that such a nice guy has such a criminal element to him,” said Elroy Brocker. “I guess we should call the cops and get him taken back to jail. Fuckin’ Mexicans.”