JUNEAU, AK – With the election and holidays behind her, Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, has returned to her post keeping an eye on, and protecting America from Russia.
“Thank god (Palin’s) back,” said Army General, Kent Sinster. “Sure she can’t find Russia on a map and she is an embarrassment to intelligent, hard-working women across the country, but without her up there… who knows what those sneaky red bastards will do.”
From her post in Alaska, Palin will ensure that Russia, America’s 404th biggest threat, does not invade America through Russia.