BELFAST, IRELAND – The Irish government revealed the short list of names for this years induction into the Irish Hall of Fame. This year’s honorees include Lucky, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun, William Wallace and Jack Daniels.
“We as a country are real fuckin’ proud of this year’s list,” said Ireland Prime Minister Bertie Ahern. “Though I don’t bloddy know how Wallace got on the list. He fucked up the British Pretty fuckin’ so that was good. But he is Scottish. Fuckin’ Scots. We were drunk when we wrote the list. Because we’re Irish and that’s what we fuckin’ do.” The inclusion of Jack Daniels to the Hall of Fame marks the 23rd Whisky maker to be inducted.