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WASHINGTON, DC – White House staff has removed all tinsel from White House Christmas decorations after President Donald Trump was seen pulling Tinsel off a Christmas tree and eating it.
“It appears that the President has been eating tinsel so… we are removing all the tinsel from the White House,” said Chief of Staff, John Kelly.
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“It appears that the President has been eating tinsel so… we are removing all the tinsel from the White House,” said Chief of Staff, John Kelly.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has approved the commission and construction of a new national monument to honor the lives lost in the War on Christmas.
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MEMPHIS, TN – An office Christmas party was ruined when an employee brought an expensive bottle of wine to a white elephant gift exchange.
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