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Eating Cute Animals Diet Craze Sweeping Nation
LOS ANGELES, CA – The newest food craze to sweep the Southern California coast is called cutenism which limits diets to eating only animals which are generally regarded as cute.
“Here in SoCal we are cutting edge. We lead the country in new and exciting dietary restrictions,” said nutritionist Gail Lowell. “The gluten-free diet is so two years ago. People want a new dietary restriction that they can use as an excuse."
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Wynn Adding Giant Masturbation Coliseum to Las Vegas Resort
WASHINGTON, DC - Late last month, shocking and optimistic news was delivered to the world by scientists at the National Health Department. Virginity, one of the most debilitating diseases known to man, finally has a cure. While this news should be received with great joy, doctors are quick to point out that there is still a lot of testing that needs to be done.
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LAS VEGAS, NV - Resort developer Steve Wynn is planning a new feature to add to his Wynn Las Vegas Resort and Country Club that he is describing as "the first of its kind." The feature, currently dubbed "The Spankdome," will be a giant coliseum where entrants will be allowed to masturbate freely anywhere in the building.
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