GREEN BAY, WI – The television broadcast commentary of the recent National Football League game between the Green Bay Packers and the Cincinnati Bengals has been described by many viewers as “vaguely homoerotic.”

“I thought it was just me but it turns out that almost everyone I know that watched the game was a little weirded out by the commentary,” said Dennis Tippet. “The local commentary dude kept saying words like ‘tight,’ ‘ripped,’ ‘saucy’ and ‘hard-on’ over and over again. But the thing that really stuck out as being kinda gay was when he said that if he were on the Bengals he would shower with Carson Palmer.”

The local commentator for the game, Rex Wilson, says he doesn’t know why people think his comments were homoerotic in nature.

“I don’t know what people are talking about,” said Wilson. “I was just commenting on how great the Bengals looked and how much I’d like the opportunity to see several of them naked. You know… to get a good look at how athletic and powerful they look without clothes on. – not because of any sexual desire.”