Trump Passes Note to World Leaders Asking "Will U Go 2 War with Me?"
Published February 2020WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump was seen passing notes stating “will u go 2 war with me?” to other world leaders during a recent global economic summit.
Newspaper's 800th Story Doesn't Live Up to Hype
Published October 2019PORTLAND, OR – The much anticipated and celebrated 800th story published by online satirical magazine The Scoop News, failed to make any positive impressions and left readers across the world concerned about the future of the newspaper.
Nice Gift at White Elephant Exchange Ruins Party
Published November 2018MEMPHIS, TN – An office Christmas party was ruined when an employee brought an expensive bottle of wine to a white elephant gift exchange.
Trump to Write, Release His Own Tell-All Book
Published November 2018WASHINGTON, D.C. – In response to a number of negative books about him and his time as President, Donald Trump will publish his own book that he says he has written himself “on the very best paper and using the best coloring stick pencil things.”
Experts Offer Up Ten Ways to be a Happier Person
Published September 2018DETROIT, MI – According to a recent report by the World Health Organization, most of the America’s population describes themselves as unhappy.
Teen Still Waiting for a View on His Fornite Video
Published May 2018GOLDEN, CO – A local teen has been waiting for several hours for his YouTube post to register a view.
Researchers Studying Soccer Players’ Injury Recovery
Published February 2018COLUMBUS, OH – Researchers at the Cleveland Clinic are studying soccer players around the world for their unique ability to recover quickly from injury.
Physicians Giving Surgeries Happier Sounding Names
Published January 2018WASHINGTON, DC – Several phsyicians have proposed a sweeping review of all medical procedure names with the possibility of renaming those procedures to “something a little happier.”
Fart in a Jar Prank Unappreciated by Coworkers
Published September 2017EVANSVILLE, IN – A local man’s “fart in a jar” office prank was not well received by his coworkers.
Roommate’s Anecdote No Longer Funny
Published July 2017PROVIDENCE, RI – After three years of hearing the same anecdote repeated on a regular basis, Jason Wynn has told his roommate Jordan Zimmerman the story is no longer funny or interesting.