ATLANTA, GA – A college co-ed isn’t sure, but she thinks she regrets most of the events that occurred during her New Year’s Eve party. Although she admits she was “very” drunk during the party, local college student Tera Franklin has vague recollections of events that she would probably regret if they turned out to have actually happened.

“I was so drunk and I don’t remember everything,” said Franklin. “Like, I coulda slept with my gross neighbor but at the same time I coulda slept with my friend’s hot boyfriend or both. At the same time. Or, maybe a different times, but still in the same night. Also, I may or may not have punched someone. I might have invited everyone in to my bedroom where I then may have like showed them all my collection of Carrot Top hair clippings. And I might have puked on my friend’s Chihuahua. Or potentially in my friends Chihuahua. But I can’t remember shit so I’m not real sure I need to call anyone and apologize for anything.”

While Franklin admits she can not remember much of her New Year’s Eve party, she is having a difficult time finding out details as many of her friend’s have not, and will not talk to her.

“I tried to call my friend Jaime, the girl who owns the Chihuahua, and she totally sent my call directly to voicemail,” said Franklin. “You know how when the phone rings and then after only like two rings it goes to voicemail? This was like that. I know she was there. But if she doesn’t answer, how am I supposed to know if I really threw up on Mr. Bumpus? I have a vague recollection of something like that happening, but I don’t know if it was real or if it was in some Adam Sandler movie that we were watching. Then again, her not answering my call may be a little telling if it did actually happen.”

Although Franklin’s friends will not talk to her, several did talk to The Scoop News and confirmed several events that occurred during the party.

“Yeah, I totally banged her,” said Franklin’s “gross” neighbor, Tim Kline, 43. “I mean, I know she was drunk and all, and I felt kinda bad about it, but she was really persistent. I was a little drunk myself and she kept saying that she wanted me and this other dude to make her into a ‘Wobbly H.’ I can assure you that I have no idea what that meant, and I couldn’t even tell you if we in fact did that. All I know is that I put my penis in her vagina like three time. It was really nice. Oh, and she totally puked on some dog.”

Franklin says she will not apologize until she knows what happened and even then, she may not apologize for everything that occurred.

“I keep it real,” said Franklin. “So if I find out I did some wild shit I may not apologize because maybe I don’t need to. You know what I’m saying? I mean I feel really bad if I did puke on Mr. Bumpus, but I probably don’t need to apologize for forcing everyone to watch my parent’s sex tape r if I puked on the ceiling fan or something.”