Local Man Serious About End-of-the-World Bucket List
Published July 2012 0 Comments | Share:
File Photo: Ricky J. Dent enjoys a drink at a recent party.
CASPER, WY – A local man told friends and family this week that he is ready to get serious about his bucket list.
According to several sources, Ricky J. Dent, 34, announced at a weekend barbeque that he will begin working to “check things off his bucket list before 2012 happens and shit.”
“We was standing around the barbeque drinkin’ Buds and (Ricky J) starts talking about all the stuff he needs to do before the world ends and how he ain’t done a lot of it yet and how he’s gonna start doin’ it next week,” said Dent’s friend Tommy Thompson. “None of us actually thought he was serious, though. (Ricky J) talks like that when he gets drunk. It’s always one thing or another. Anyways, when he said that we just all called him gay and kept on drinkin’.”
In anticipation of the world ending later this year, Dent created a list of things he wants to do before he dies.
“At the top of my list of shit to do before 2012 kills everyone is have a three-way,” said Dent. “I know that’s on, like everyone’s bucket list but it’s still something I wanna do so shut up about it. I also put on there that I want to visit the Budweiser factory. There’s a bunch of other stuff on there too but most of it all is private stuff.”
According to Dent, he has yet to accomplish anything on his bucket list and is beginning to feel urgency as it’s already July.
“I’m gonna have to get serious about it, no doubt,” said Dent. “I made the list in February but I ain’t done a damn thing with it ‘cus it was football season there for awhile and then there was some good NASCAR on. Then I went fishin’ a bunch. I’ve been busy. But now it’s July and I ain’t done shit on my list so I should get on that. Starting next week.”
The first list item Dent intends to do is “fight an MMA guy.”
“Those MMA guys ain’t so tough. I could take just about any of ‘em, no problem,” said Dent. “There is this dickhead down the street that takes MMA classes at the gym. Next Tuesday I’m gonna go knock on his door and beat his ass. I’m doin’ that (bucket list item) first ‘cus I think after I kick the guys ass I’ll be all juiced and excited to get some of that other shit done.”
Despite his assertions to the contrary, few of Dent’s friends think he will be able to finish his bucket list before December.
“He ain’t gonna make it. That dude is lazy as hell,” said Dent’s mother Tammy J. Quinn. “I seen that list of his and there is some shit on there he ain’t ever gonna be able to do – like findin’ that bigfoot. Uncle Jimmy tried a couple summers ago and didn’t find nuthin’. And let’s face it, Ricky J ain’t no Jimmy.”
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