Local Man Total Dick Since Getting iPhone
Published September 2010TUCSON, AZ – Friends of local man Jay Ralllan have committed to no longer inviting him to any social event or gathering until he learns to put down his fucking phone.
Twitter Outage Stops Teen’s Communication
Published November 2009CINCINNATI, OH – A Twitter outage has prevented local teen Dakota Lundstrom from communicating with her friends about her love of waffles.
Twitter Used to Communicate Pointless Messages
Published July 2009SANTA CRUZ, CA – An epidemic is sweeping the nation as the popular website Twitter is being used more and more regularly to post vague and generally uninteresting messages.