MONTREAL, QUE – Friends and relatives of 27 year old Darren Grayson are grieving today at the fact that they have lost someone close to them. Wells was officially pronounced P-Whipped late last week.
“Man, that just totally sucks, he’s too young to be that bad, “ said Darren’s brother Teddy. “The sad thing is, he’s not even getting any pussy. He just wants it so bad that he’s already made himself P-Whipped. I can’t even imagine what it’ll be like when he actually gets some. “
For the past several months Darren has been hanging out with a girl he likes, Sarah Queen, 25, but has only recently shown signs that a P-Whipping was imminent.
“Yeah, it totally came outta no where, “ said Darren’s friend Molly Wayne. “He was totally normal then Bam. P-Whipped. It’s a shame I tell ya. A bloody shame. “