PALO ALTO, CA – College student Conor Daniels is in the final stages of completing his Halloween costume. A project that has taken him nine months, and several hundred dollars to finish.
“I’m not going to give shit away but this thing will slay. Slay!” said Daniels. “Literally, this thing will slay. Dudes will be slayed and chicks will be slayed. Then I’ll score with those chicks ‘cus they’ll see how awesome I am.”
Daniels refuses to give any clues as to the nature of the costume but did reveal that the costume is over 10 feet tall and purple.
“Seriously! It’s gonna slay. You’ll see,” said Daniels.