CUPERTINO, CA – With the incredible success of their latest product, the iPad, Apple, Inc. has already announced that it will release two new versions of the popular device.

“I know that the iPad hasn’t been out for that long, but the demand for new variations on the product has been overwhelming,” said Apple founder, Steve Jobs. “So we’re happy to announce that we will be releasing a new handheld iPad. One of the biggest complaints that we’ve had so far is the size of the iPad. Everyone wants the convenience of the iPad, but they want to be able to put it in their pockets. Soon, you’ll be able to.”

The new device will be available in two variations, one that is primarily a music/video player, and one that has a phone function.

“We feel that the new versions will have something that will appeal to everyone,” Jobs said. “They’ll be pocket sized and just as powerful as the iPad. The only real difference will be one is a phone. This is just one step closer for us to completely take over the world.”