Local man Reuben Accote is said to be very confused after masturbating to an Olympic Fencing match.

“When I fist turned it on, I thought they were chicks fighting with swords, and I thought that was really hot so I started working one out,” Accote said. “About halfway through, I thought that maybe they weren’t chicks at all, because, you know, they have those body suits on and all. But by that time I had gone too far, and needed to finish, so I just went with it. I don’t know if they were chicks or not, I was too ashamed when I was done to keep the TV on.”

Despite the feelings of confusion, Accote’s family is being supportive during this trying time.

“It’s kinda weird that he would be whacking off to fencing, but it’s ok,” said Accote’s mother Francis. “I would have thought for sure that we would be wanking to the gymnasts or the swimmers, and he probably does, but fencing is ok, even if it is a guy under all of that padding. Reuben really needs to expand his horizons so it might be good for him to do a little ‘fencing’ with the boys. If you catch my drift.”