Country Artist Wants New Rhyme with America


NASHVILLE – Local country singer Johnny Thunder is reportedly having trouble finding a word that rhymes with America that he hasn’t already used.

“It’s tough man,” said Thunder. “I’m a country music singer so I have to use ‘America’ at least five times a song and I’m just… I just can’t think of any new words to rhyme with ‘America’ that I haven’t already used. I’ve even gone so far as to rhyme quinoa with America and people that listen to country music don’t even know what quinoa is. It ain’t easy being a country music singer.”

Although he is frustrated, Thunder said he feel comfort knowing that musicians all over the world experience the same problem.

“I bet rappers have this same problem with the word ‘bitches,’” said Thunder.


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