Local Christian Boy Wishes He Was Jewish
Published November 2013QUEENS, NY – Local 11-year-old Christian, Bradly Mickleson, wishes he was Jewish so he could celebrate Hanukah and receive gifts for eight consecutive days.
Scoop News’ Guide to 2013’s Hottest Toys
Published December 2013NEW YORK CITY – The holiday season is here and parents will soon begin looking for the perfect toys for their children.
As it has done for the past 30 years, The Scoop News has interviewed several toy industry insiders and has compiled a list of toys that are expected to be some of this year’s hottest sellers.
Leaks Shine New Light on Pope Selection Process
Published March 2013VATICAN CITY – Now that a new Pope, Francis I, has taken his place as the head of the Catholic Church, details are beginning to leak as to just how the new Pope was elected.
Obama Planning on “Kicking Back” During Second Term
Published December 2012WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced last week that after his inauguration he will just “kick back” for the rest of his second term.
Consumer Reports Top Toys: Past, Present
Published November 2012CHICAGO, IL — Over the past years Consumer Reports has provided parents with a valuable list: the hottest toys for the upcoming Holiday season. Retailers across the country often stock up on the highlighted toys in order to satisfy the anticipated high demand and hopefully minimize the violent incidents that have happened in the past between crazed parents.
Man Regrets Masturbating to Olympic Event
Published July 2012Local man Reuben Accote is said to be very confused after masturbating to an Olympic Fencing match.
Local Grandmother Doesn’t Understand the Kony Thing
Published May 2012ORLANDO, FL – Although her family members and friends have tried to explain it, local Grandmother Helen LaFornte doesn’t understand “the Kony thing.”
Local Man Already Regretting His Twitter Username
Published April 2012FREDERICK, MD – Last month Treddle signed up for Twitter with the username FuckRogers6969696 and came to regret the decision almost immediately.
Congress Passes Laws Aimed at Stopping Santa
Published November 2011WASHINGTON, DC – Despite protests from the North Pole and Keep Christmas Free, Congress passed a set of new laws aimed at reducing Santa Claus’ role in Christmas.
Under the new laws, presents can no longer be delivered by chimney, reindeer can not fly within 300 miles of a major metropolitan area and if stopped by police, Santa Claus must provide documentation proving his legal authority to travel within the United States.
Few Attend Student’s “Occupy My Pants” Party
Published October 2011NEW YORK, NY – A student at NYU has expressed disappointment regarding his “Occupy My Pants” party that occurred last weekend in the student’s dorm room.