Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Spokesbear Diagnosed with DiabetesPublished June 2019
DURANGO, CO – The Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory spokesbear, Truffles, has announced that she has been diagnosed with diabetes due to a decades-long diet comprised almost exclusively of chocolate.
EPA: Renewable Energy Causes 104,412 IllnessesPublished September 2017
“(The EPA) just published a ground breaking report that clearly shows that the renewable energy that the Democrats have been pushing on us for so long is actually the cause of almost every illness that’s out there,” said EPA spokesman Frank Servees.
Consumer Reports Top Toys: Past, PresentPublished November 2012
CHICAGO, IL — Over the past years Consumer Reports has provided parents with a valuable list: the hottest toys for the upcoming Holiday season. Retailers across the country often stock up on the highlighted toys in order to satisfy the anticipated high demand and hopefully minimize the violent incidents that have happened in the past between crazed parents.
Retailers Release List of Season’s Top ToysPublished November 2010
NEW YORK CITY, NY – As the holiday season approaches, several top toy retailers have released a combined list of this year’s top, must-have toys to help parents ensure their children get everything they should want and that the children will be popular amongst other children.
“This list is something (retailers) do every year as a service to parents,” said Toys R Us spokeswoman Carol Hall.