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![The CDC will soon issue new COVID guidance documents that can be used as an excuse to not see family this holiday season.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/512t.png)
CDC Reminds Americans COVID Still a Valid Excuse to Not Visit Family
Published November 2023WASHINGTON D.C., – Although severe cases and hospitalizations have decreased in recent months, scientists are the Center for Disease Control (CDC) say that COVID is still a valid excuse to not see relatives at Thanksgiving.
![Marjorie Taylor Green, who is stupid, revealed her "reservations" for the new year.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/487t.png)
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals New Year Reservations
Published December 2022WASHINGTON, D.C. – Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed her 2023 “reservations” during a Fox News interview.
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Biden Announces I.O.U. Forgiveness Program
Published August 2022WASHINGTON, DC – After the positive reactions to the Student Loan Debt cancelation, President Joe Biden announced a new plan to forgive up to $100 in I.O.U.s.
![During the Presidential Inauguration, Hillary Clinton revealed she had been masquerading as Joe Biden for years.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/422t.png)
Biden Removes Mask at Inauguration to Reveal Hillary Clinton
Published February 2021WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden stunned the nation during last month’s inauguration ceremony by removing a mask revealing that Hillary Clinton had been disguised as Biden during the election.
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Biden Nominates Post Malone to New Cabinet Position Secretary of Yeet
Published December 2020WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Elect Joe Biden has announced the nomination of Post Malone to a new cabinet position of Secretary of Yeet.
![Lisa Huller is considering several different excuses for not voting for Biden.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/413t.png)
White, Suburban Woman Still Considering Excuses to Not Vote for Biden
Published September 2020LANSING, MI – Local white, suburban, mother, Lisa Huller, is still considering several different excuses to not vote for the Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden.
![Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden is taking dance lessons to learn the Macarena.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/409t.png)
Biden Learning Macarena to Appeal to Latino Youth Voters
Published August 2020WILMINGTON, DE – Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden has been taking dance lessons to learn the Macarena in an effort to appeal to America’s Latino youth.
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Melania Trump Extends Physical Distancing Within the White House to 100 Feet
Published April 2020WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Melania Trump is calling for expanded physical distancing, specifically within the White House, as the COVID-19 pandemic continues.
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28 Things We Learned from Last Month’s State of the Union
Published January 2015WASHINGTON, DC – During the State of the Union address last month President Obama made a number of statements reflecting on the past year and made a number of promises looking ahead.
Group of Pedophiles to Help Find Missing Nigerian Girls
Published May 2014ABUJA, Nigeria – In what is being seen by many as a “last ditch effort” to find the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls, the United States has committed a new group to aid in finding the young girls.
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