Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson.
Published May 2023NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.
Biden Announces I.O.U. Forgiveness Program
Published August 2022WASHINGTON, DC – After the positive reactions to the Student Loan Debt cancelation, President Joe Biden announced a new plan to forgive up to $100 in I.O.U.s.
Lotto Winner Planning to Buy Politician
Published August 2022TOLEDO, OH – The winner of the recent Mega Millions lottery jackpot said she plans to purchase her very own politician with the winnings.
Teen Wants to Stay in Hotel Room Alone While Family Swims
Published May 2021CORPUS CHRISTI, TX – A teenager on vacation with his family announced that he will just stay in the room, alone, while the rest of the family goes to a hotel pool.
After Long Winter, Dow Jones Plans to Get High
Published March 2016MANCHESTER, NH –William “Dow” Jones announced that he is coming out of a month’s long depression and plans to “get really, really high” soon.
California Institutes New Rules for Water Use
Published August 2015SACREMENTO, CA – As the drought continues, the state government of California has issued new laws and policies to conserve water and reduce strain on rivers and aquifers.
Niche Dating Sites Growing, Becoming More Popular
Published October 2012OAKLAND, CA – In response to the growing number of niche dating websites, two new sites have started the debate of how specific is too specific.
Pool Guy, Lonely Housewife Encounter Doesn’t End in Sex
Published February 2011LOS ANGELES, CA– A recent encounter between a lonely housewife and pool guy ended awkwardly with very little sexual tension and no intercourse.
New Report Concludes Most of the Irish Population Are Alcoholic
Published February 2010BOSTON, MA – A recent sociological study out of the Harvard University has concluded that 83% percent of Irish people are alcoholics.
Image of Jesus Christ Seen in Painting of Jesus Christ
Published September 2008SANTA FE, NM – Christians are flocking to Santa Fe, to see what some are saying is the image of Jesus Christ that has appeared in a painting of Jesus Christ.