Mother Nature Extends Summer by Three Months

AUSTIN, TX – Summer will be extended three months and Winter will be phased out over the next couple years according to a recent announcement from Mother Nature.


USA Snowboarder Reilly Webber will spend the next several days learning how to pretend to be an actual athlete.

Olympic Snowboarders Pretend They are Real Athletes

BOULDER, CO – Snowboarders around the world are getting ready to pretend they are actual athletes as they prepare for next month’s Winter Olympics.


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