DNC Brainstorming Ideas to Get Voters to Pick DNC-Backed Candidate
Published February 2020WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee (DNC) leaders are scheduling urgent meetings to discuss how to get people to vote for candidates that the DNC wants them to vote for in the upcoming primaries instead of the candidates that the voter’s actually prefer.
Local Man Struggling to Explain Why Vinyl Records are Better Than Digital Music
Published February 2020OMAHA, NB – A local man has spent the last several hours trying, with limited success, to explain to his friend why listening to music on a vinyl record is better than streaming online.
Local Man's Friends Still Haven't Listened to His Podcast
Published January 2020AUSTIN, TX –Despite numerous reminders of its existence, friends of local man Cameron Gluick have still not listened to Gluick’spodcast.
Music Blogger Rewrites "Best of" Article After Readers Recognize Several Albums
Published December 2019LOS ANGELES, CA – A local music blogger has been forced to rewrite his “best of the decade” article after several of his readers responded that they agreed with his list.
Trump Gives White House Staff His Christmas List Catalogs
Published December 2019WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has given cabinet members and White House staff his “Christmas list” in the form of Sears catalogs with a number of circled items.
This Year’s Hottest Halloween Costumes
Published October 2019Costa Mesa, CA – Halloween is coming at the end of the month and The Scoop News has reached out to several costume stores across the country to compile a list of this year’s best selling costumes.
700,00 Netflix Users Locked Out after Grandma Changes Password
Published August 2019PORTLAND, OR – Netflix users suffered a major blackout after a grandmother in Michigan changed her password, locking over 720,000 people out of Netflix.
Trump Gets Hand Stuck in Candy Jar
Published September 2019WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has had his hand stuck in a candy jar for over two days but he is refusing help and refusing to acknowledge that his hand is stuck.
Five Ways to Tell If You Are Addicted to Your Phone
Published June 2019SAN FRANCISCO, CA – As smartphones have become an increasingly important part of our lives some experts are growing concerned we may be developing an addicted to our phones.
Person In Charge Of Road Trip Music Doing a Shitty Job
Published May 2019LITTLE ROCK, AR – Nearly all passengers in a minivan headed towards the Atlantic coast have complained about the music selections made during the road trip.