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![New Dodge Caravan models will come with French Fries already installed under each car seat.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/531t.png)
New Dodge Minivans Will Come with French Fries Already Underneath Seats
Published May 2024DETROIT, MI – Automobile manufacturer Dodge has announced an update to its popular Caravan minivan. Beginning this fall, all new Caravan minivans will come with a French Fry underneath each seat.
![Food companies will have until the end of the year to list the number of child souls used in making the item.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/525t.png)
FDA to Require Companies to Declare if Food Contains Souls of Children
Published April 2024WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued a new rule that requires companies to add a statement on product packaging declaring if the souls of children were used in a product.
![The new Leanacaster guitar sits in the background ready for a video conference call.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/508t.png)
Fender Releasing New Guitar Designed to Sit in the Background of Video Conference Calls
Published August 2023FULLERTON, CA – Guitar manufacturer Fender will be releasing a new line of guitars designed specifically to sit in the corner of a room during video conference calls.
![Paul Reseneux bought a hot tub this past March but is telling friends and family that he is already regretting the purchase.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/505t.png)
Local Man Already Regretting Buying Hot Tub
Published July 2023ST LOUIS, MO – A local man has told friends that he is already regretting his late-March hot tub purchase.
![Local man James Beal hoped the new Zelda video game would complete his life, but it did not.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/502t.png)
New Video Game Fails to Make Local Man's Life Complete
Published May 2023SALEM, OR – After almost five years of waiting, local man James Beal, 29, has announced that the new video game, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (TOTK), has not made his life complete.
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Google To Use Mothers to Teach New AI Interface
Published March 2023SEATTLE, WA – Google has announced a shift in strategy for the company’s Artificial Intelligence (AI) interface, relying on mothers instead of the internet to help inform AI decision making.
![Brooks Brothers new line of work from home clothing will offer customers comfort and easy access to genitals.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/459t.png)
Brooks Brothers Releases New Work From Home Line
Published February 2022NEW YORK, NY – Brooks Brothers has unveiled a new line of clothes designed for men who work from home but still want to present themselves as professional on video conference calls.
![Scott Hackerst is planning on selling a bowling shirt that he got from his uncle.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/457t.png)
Local Man Confident He Can Sell Bowling Shirt for $80
Published January 2022PORTLAND, OR – Local man, Scott Hackerst, is pretty sure he can sell a bowling shirt he found at his uncle’s house for $80.
![Country singer Glenn Coventry's album sales are not meeting expectations.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/456t.png)
Country Singer Considering Using N-word to Boost Album Sales
Published January 2022NASHVILLE, TN – Country singer Glenn Coventry is considering posting a video of himself using the N-word to boost record sales for his new album.
![Former punk band guitarist, Gavin Lewis, wishes he had sold out years ago when given the chance.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/447t.png)
Old Punk Guitarist Really Wishes He Sold Out
Published October 2021BALTIMORE, MD – The former guitarist of a punk band has admitted that he wishes he had sold out when given the opportunity years ago.
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