Man Who's Never Been to New York City Concerned About How Things are Going in New York City
Published September 2026 0 Comments | Share:
James Wisuksi is very concerned about things in New York city even though he has never left Oklahoma.
TULSA, OK – Local man James Wisuksi says he is “very concerned” about how things are going in New York City despite having never been to New York City and having no relatives or friends in New York City.
“Now I don’t like New York City, and I don’t wanna live in New York City, but I don’t like the way things are goin’ up there,” said Wisuksi. “You know they got a Muslim running things there, so everything has just gone to hell. (New Yorkers) are all now living under She-Ra law! Should be illegal. You know, my buddy Clem said that he went to New York City one time and you know what he saw? Those types of people. You know who I’m talking about!”
Although nearly all of Wisuksi’s “concerns” are based on incorrect information, Wisuksi says New York City should get a “new gov’ner” immediately.
“(New York City residents) got themselves a commie in that Mamdumani guy and they should kick ‘em out and get themselves a real American,” said Wisuksi. “Did you see that (New York City Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani) is gonna make everyone in that city pays 1,000% taxes? And he’s closing all the schools and making all the kids learn Italian? All goin’ to hell up there. You know, my buddy Clem said that they are going to be teaching kindygardners that it’s ok to be one of those types of people. You know who I’m talking about!”
Wisuksi maintains that he has no interest in living in or even visiting New York city and says his concern is for those having to live in the city.
“I don’t like New Yorkers, as a general rule, but ain’t no one should have to live under a commie, muslam, uh… socialygov’ment,” said Wisuksi. “You know, my buddy Clem said that when you go to New York City, they give you a Satan bible and make you drink the blood of one of those people. You know who I’m talking about!”
Many of Wisuksi’s friends and family agree with Wisuksi’s concerns about New York City but those closest to him have said that Wisuksi should focus on more personal issues like his continued unemployment and health concerns.
“Yeah New York is goin’ to hell but… (Wisuksi) needs to look after himself a bit since he got laid off and he got sick from the bad lettuce and then got infected with the screw worm and then the data center started using up the water and then his buddy Clem came out as gay and his niece got measles,” said Wisuksi’s cousin, Debbie Bregermon. “But you know, at least he’s not one of those type people. You know who I’m talking about!”
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