The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will tour this year for the first time since 1347.
MIAMI, FL – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have announced they are reuniting for one final world tour this year.
The group has not toured together in over 650 years, but the group says interest in the group has never been higher.
“We all got together at the end of last year and… it just seemed like the right thing to do. The world is obviously asking for this so who are we to deny them?” said Pestilence. “It all started out pretty innocently. Death and War started hanging out and I started hanging out with Famine a lot. Things just felt right so we all started hanging out again. It felt good to be with my boys again, you know, it had been a while since I could just be myself. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife, but she keeps me on a pretty short leash when it comes to the whole ‘plague’ thing. It’s my job, hello!”
The group, consisting of War, Death, Famine, and Pestilence, have yet to announce the full list of tour dates but are expected to begin the tour this month in Washington, D.C.
“We’re still working out a lot of the details, but we know for sure that we’re going to be in the D.C. area around the 20th of January. That’s when things are going to get real crazy,” said War. “Seriously, you know things are going to get weird and shitty after that, but hopefully there will be some surprises and things you didn’t see coming. We’ve got some things planned that are just bonkers. Like in February we’re going to start… no. You know what? I’m not going to ruin the surprise, but I will say you might want to invest in some insect repellant.”
Worldwide interest in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse has increased in recent months with the group appearing as the number one search term in 200 countries.
“I think people are just ready for us. Specifically, the younger generations,” said Death. “The kids today are looking at their future and are thinking ‘F that,’ you know, and yeah… I get it. I think we all get it. So, if that’s what the people want then… let’s F’ing go! Stuff is going to be crazy for a while so we’re just going to ride this train as long as we can. Well, until the end of the year that is. FYI, don’t make any plans for next year.”
Since their last tour, the members have been keeping themselves busy with solo projects and an occasional team up, but this will mark the first time all four Horsemen will tour together since 1347.
“We have all been keeping very busy, as I’m sure you know. One just has to pick up a paper to see what we are up to on a daily basis, but we’ve been out there doing things on our own. It will be good to get out there as a team again. Haven’t done that since, well since about 1347, I think,” said Famine. “Back in 1347 we had a hell of a tour through Europe and Eurasia. Hell of a time, it was. Pestilence did a little Black Death, War did his thing with the 100-year war, Death up and took more than a quarter the population and I… I had a bit of fun myself.”
While the Horsemen are keeping their plans for the tour a secret for now, fans point to several clues in recent current events.
“There are the obvious things like an expanding war in Russia and the Bird Flu, but I think some other things might be clues like the China and Tiwan situation, the drought in the southwest and (Robert Kennedy) taking over the Department of Health,” said Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fan, Gabe Jeffries. “No matter how it shakes out, I’m excited. And also, ready. It was a good run.”
When the group announced the tour, they also made it clear this tour would be the last.
“Oh, no, there will be no more (tours) after this one,” said War. “After this the world will be ash. This is the last once. And it’s going to be a ride. Just wait until you see what Famine is cooking up… of, what a silly thing to say. Let me rephrase. Wait until you see what Famine has in store for all of you. You might think you know what’s coming but brother, you have no fucking idea. Buckle up. 2025 is it. We’re done. We are all done.”
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