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Companies File Patent Lawsuit Against Santa
NORTH POLE – Several companies, including Apple and Mattel, have filed patent infringement lawsuits against Santa Claus.
The lawsuits claim that Claus is manufacturing and distributing toys that violate a number of patents. One toy cited in the lawsuit, Claus’s sPad, looks and functions very similar to Apple’s iPad.
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Mother Nature Asks What It Will Take To Get Rid of Buffalo
RENO, NV – For the 1,093rd year in a row Jesus Christ has not received a birthday gift or a call on his birthday from his father.
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BUFFALO, NY – After several years of attempting to destroy Buffalo, New York, Mother Nature has asked the city's population what it will take to get rid of the city once and for all.
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