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Californians Preparing for Inevitable Water War
LOS ANGELES – As the drought in California worsens, residents have begun modifying their cars by adding armor plating, skulls and various other decorations in preparation for the inevitable wars.
Climate scientists believe the lack of rain and shortage of water may result in wars fought by gangs with armored vehicles and guitars that shoot fire as seen in the recent documentary film, “Mad Max: Fury Road.”
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America Getting Ready to Forgot About Women's Soccer
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a pre-vacation ruling, the Supreme Court has issued one of its most controversial rulings, upholding Comcast’s right to demand customer’s first-born children as payment.
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SEATTLE, WA – As the FIFA Women's World Cup winds down, Americans all across the country are getting ready to completely forget about women’s soccer.
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