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WASHINGTON, D.C. – A new Executive Order has been signed by President Trump making it illegal for businesses to sell donuts with holes in the middle.
“We are getting ripped off with our donuts. We always have been. It’s Obama’s fault. And Crooked Hillary. And also the fake news media,” said Trump.
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“We are getting ripped off with our donuts. We always have been. It’s Obama’s fault. And Crooked Hillary. And also the fake news media,” said Trump.
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SEATTLE, WA – The company behind the popular Dungeons & Dragons role playing game has announced a new expansion set giving players more options for character classes and new campaigns.
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CONWAY, AR – A local woman has been arrested for allegedly conspiring with Russian agents to ruin her ex-boyfriend's birthday.
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posted by: Richard Spencer on April 13, 2018 in Survey: Truck Owners With Big Lift Likely To Have Small Penis
Sounds neat I’ll try it just don’t want to masturbate with men in the same area
posted by: Richard F on January 28, 2018 in Wynn Adding Giant Masturbation Coliseum to Las Vegas Resort
Shameful! That is the most irresponsible action that could be taken by Budweiser.
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My idea
Use your technollogy to create a video game of bible stories example the battle of David ...[more]
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I think this is a wonderful concept and I hope it is realized. Masturbation is frankly accepted no...[more]
posted by: Martha B on September 17, 2017 in Wynn Adding Giant Masturbation Coliseum to Las Vegas Resort
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