Odd Weather Has Old Man Winter’s Friends and Family Concerned He May be Using Drugs
WINTERLAND – Old Man Winter’s family and friends are concerned that his recent erratic behavior may be due to cognitive decline or drug abuse.
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NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has announced that he will no longer accept children’s Christmas lists that contain Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, or Z-pack.
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Hallmark Channel Releases Seven New Holiday Movies
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Hallmark Channel has released its upcoming holiday movie schedule which includes several new holiday movies.
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Santa Claus Will Not Accept Lists Containing Ivermectin
NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has announced that he will no longer accept children’s Christmas lists that contain Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, or Z-pack.
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Manchin and Sinema Propose Taxing Minecraft Players to Pay for Infrastructure Bill
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senators Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema have proposed changes to the funding of the infrastructure bill.
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Old Punk Guitarist Really Wishes He Sold Out
BALTIMORE, MD – The former guitarist of a punk band has admitted that he wishes he had sold out when given the opportunity years ago.
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China Has Definitely Not Censored This Article About Taiwan
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chinese government is definitely not censoring or influencing this article which is about Taiwan.
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