Did 6-year-old Predict Rise of ISIS with This Picture?
Published October 2014ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The internet is buzzing after a recent blog post suggested a local 6-year-old predicted the rise of ISIS with a picture drawn three years ago.
Texas Proposes Counting Immigrants as 3/5 of a Person
Published March 2011AUSTIN, TX – A solution to concerns over redistricting and illegal immigration is being proposed by Texas lawmakers to address a recent slew of lawsuits surrounding the 2010 census.
Ad Campaign Tries to Convince Gays Not To Get Married
Published May 2009WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to stop the increase of states allowing gay marriage, senior Republican Senators and Christian leaders have adopted a new tactic.
Banks Allowed to Pay for Federal Prison Naming Rights
Published April 2009WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States government has agreed to allow financial institutions the opportunity to pay for the naming rights on American prisons.
Six Flags Turns Gitmo Into Amusement Park
Published March 2009GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA – Six Flags, Inc, operators of several theme parks in both the US and Canada, has purchased the controversial Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp and will turn the area into a new, family oriented theme park.
McCain Promises To Make New Oil Reserves If Elected
Published July 2008DES MOINES, IA – During a speech given to local farm workers, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain laid out his plan for combating rising fuel costs. The main focus of McCain’s plan is to create more fossil fuels by burying various forms of organic material and waiting “til the magic happens.”
Co-Workers Agree the Guy in Corner Cubicle Is a Total Dick
Published May 2008MANCHESTER, NH – According to employees at Delwitt Chemical, the guy in the corner cubical on the second floor is a total dick.
Libby Considering First Prison Tattoo
Published July 2007WASHINGTON, D.C. – While waiting for a ruling on his appeals, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby has been busy in his free time reviewing images for his first prison tattoo.
80's Commercial Star The Noid Headed For Rehab - Again
Published September 2004BILLINGS, MT – For the third time in six years, the Domino’s Noid is entering a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility. This latest attempt at sobriety comes as a court order from last year’s cocaine induced altercation with Montana police.
Family and Friends Think Local Man Should Kill Himself
Published March 2004SALEM, OR – In an announcement made at a press conference, friends and family of Peter McMahhn revealed that despite actions to the contrary, they in fact really did not like McMahhn and thought it would be best if he just killed himself.