Experts Offer Tips for Cheap, Fun, and Scary Halloween CostumesPublished September 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA –With inflation and corporate greed raising costs of most goods, putting together a Halloween costume on a budget is a high priority for many this year.
Decorators Offer Tips for Decorating Your New Bedroom in Your Parent’s BasementPublished May 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA – As thousands of students graduate college and move back in with their parents, redecorating tips for basement living spaces has become a popular social media trend.
Adult Stores Struggle with Inventories as Social Distancing EasesPublished May 2021
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Adult stores across the country are dealing with inventory issues as Americans become vaccinated against COVID-19 and the need for social distancing is rapidly decreasing.
Beth Sinclair: COVID-19 Thanksgiving TipsPublished October 2020
Hello, hello, HELLOOOOOOOO! Oh. My. GOD. It has been forever! It is I, your bestest friend in all of the deep, dark web – Beth Sinclair!
New Planet Discovered that Humans Could Totally RuinPublished August 2020
HILO, HI – Astronomers at the W. M. Keck Observatory have discovered a planet capable of supporting life orbiting a nearby star that humans could “definitely ruin.”
Home Owners Opting for Home Offices Instead of Home Sex DungeonsPublished June 2020
SEATTLE, WA – A new report from Zillow states that “home office” has replaced “sex dungeon” as the number one search phrase entered by users looking for a new home.
Melania Trump Extends Physical Distancing Within the White House to 100 FeetPublished April 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Melania Trump is calling for expanded physical distancing, specifically within the White House, as the COVID-19 pandemic continues.
Trump Gets Hand Stuck in Candy JarPublished September 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has had his hand stuck in a candy jar for over two days but he is refusing help and refusing to acknowledge that his hand is stuck.
Trump Says He is Close to Finishing Sudoku PuzzlePublished July 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After several months of working on the same Sudoku puzzle, President Trump stated that he is close to finishing the two-by-two puzzle.
Trump Denies Eating Cookies Despite Crumbs, Chocolate on his FacePublished February 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump says that he did not steal cookies from the cookie jar and he refuses to acknowledge that he currently has crumbs all over his face and desk.