Local Man to Take a Break from Owning LibsPublished August 2022
PRESCOTT, AZ – A local Republican says he’s getting a bored “constantly owning all the libs” and is considering taking some time off to focus on himself.
God Apologizes for Leaving His Kids in Charge Last Seven YearsPublished March 2022
HEAVEN – After returning from vacation and seeing the state of Earth, God has promised to never again put his kids in charge while he is away.
Local Man Still Wearing Fedora For Some ReasonPublished August 2021
LOS ANGELES, CA – A local Pasadena man is still wearing a fedora hat in publi
Biden Removes Mask at Inauguration to Reveal Hillary ClintonPublished February 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden stunned the nation during last month’s inauguration ceremony by removing a mask revealing that Hillary Clinton had been disguised as Biden during the election.
Trump Hiding from Staff in White HousePublished December 2020
WASHINGTON, DC – After losing the Presidential election, by a considerable margin, Donald Trump has begun hiding from staff in the White House in a desperate attempt to remain President.
Qanon Revealed to be Mountain Dew Marketing CampaignPublished October 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking Post-Election revelation, the source of the mysterious Qanon conspiracy theory has been revealed to be the marketing team for the soft drink Mountain Dew.
Trump Refuses to Come Out of Bunker After Seeing GhostPublished November 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to multiple sources within the White House, President Trump has been hiding in a bunker since Halloween after he reported seeing “a ghost.”
White, Suburban Woman Still Considering Excuses to Not Vote for BidenPublished September 2020
LANSING, MI – Local white, suburban, mother, Lisa Huller, is still considering several different excuses to not vote for the Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden.
Baby Yoda Apologizes for Past, Controversial TweetsPublished September 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Baby Yoda is facing backlash and condemnation for a serious of controversial tweets the actor made in 2014 regarding suspected sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Frustrated Trump Unable to Bring Long Stick into White HousePublished October 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has been stuck outside the White House for several hours as he tries to enter the building carrying a long stick.