15 Amazing Places to Spend a Summer Vacation
Published April 2024LOS ANGELES, CA – As people across the country start planning their summer vacations, The Scoop News has reached out to travel industry experts for a list of this year’s top summer vacation destinations.
Kentucky Passes Law to Stop Trans Women from Giving Men Erections
Published March 2024FRANKFORT, KY – The Kentucky Senate has passed a new bill making it illegal for trans women to give men erections.
Santa Co. Announces Elf, Reindeer Layoffs
Published December 2023NORTH POLE – Santa Co. has announced that it will be laying off 30% of its workforce to reduce costs in the wake of rising labor and material costs.
Local Mother Mentally Preparing Herself for Mother's Day Disappointment
Published May 2023SPOKANE, WA – A local mother has begun preparing herself for the inevitable disappointment of Mother’s Day.
Olympic Events Changed to Help COVID Affected Athletes
Published August 2021TOKYO, JAPAN – The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic has forced the International Olympic Committee to make several changes to events of this year’s Summer Olympic Games to accommodate athletes COVID-19 related symptoms.
The Scoop News Summer Movie Preview
Published June 2021HOLLYWOOD, CA – As summer approaches and businesses begin reopening in full, people across the country are looking forward to heading out to their local movie theater to catch the newest summer blockbuster films.
U.S. Sets New Record of COVID Deniers Contracting COVID
Published April 2021WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States of America set a new COVID record as the number of people who claimed the pandemic was a hoax only to then get infected by COVID rose to over two million.
Trump Passes Note to World Leaders Asking "Will U Go 2 War with Me?"
Published February 2020WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump was seen passing notes stating “will u go 2 war with me?” to other world leaders during a recent global economic summit.
Coffee Shop Customer Sad to Learn Other Coffee Shop Customer is Not Gay
Published February 2019BEAVERTON, OR – A regular at JavaTown café was saddened to learn that another regular customer is not gay.
White House Staff Reveal New Year's Resolutions
Published December 2018WASHINGTON, D.C. – Like many other Americans, President Trump and his staff have made New Year’s resolutions.